Marcus rides home with Andy from church on Wednesday nights. Andy gets Marcus to talk about what's going on @ school. This past Weds., Andy and Marcus had the following conversation...
Andy: What's your girlfriend's name? (trying to be sneaky, instead of asking if Marcus liked girls)
Marcus: I don't have a girlfriend because I don't like girls.
A: Why?
M: Cause girls make me rusted.
A: What's rusted?
M: Like the tin man in the Wizard of Has (this is a Veggietales reference). I need oil to move.
A: What would you do if a girl kissed you?
M: I would kick her.
A: What if Mommy tried to kiss you?
M: I wouldn't kicked her. (yea for me :-))
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